The Close Encounters AFK Dock — Wall-Mounted Headphone & Controller Holder

 Finally, a wall-mounted holder for your gaming gear that perfectly broadcasts, “Yes, I welcome extraterrestrials… mostly because they can’t possibly judge me harder than humans already do.”

This alien overlord comes complete with two outstretched hands ready to cradle your controllers, and a forehead big enough to imply it has thoughts—mostly thoughts like, “Your KD ratio is embarrassing, Earthling.”

Perfect for:

• Gamers who want their setup to scream AREA 51 CORE

• Sci-fi addicts who pray for abduction daily

• Anyone who wants guests walking in and immediately questioning your life choices

It’s weird.

It’s nerdy.

It’s the most supportive an alien has ever been—literally holding your gear because you clearly can’t hold your life together.

All items are made to order!